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"You skipped page 33!" - a guy as FotR begins
"They must have rounded up every short person in the world for this." - a guy as hobbiton is shown
"Why aren't they wearing shoes?" - several moms when the hobbits are introduced
"You said they couldn't do magic!" - Woman to her husband, who told her hobbits couldn't do magic, as Bilbo puts the Ring on
"Haha, he turned him into a horse!" - a confused gentleman after Gandalf says, "I've thought of a better use for you, Sam," and the next shot has the wizard leading a horse and saying, "Come along, Samwise. Keep up!"
"Mr. Anderson" - someone finishing Elrond's line when he says to Frodo, "Welcome to Rivendell"
"Cause I'm outta here." - a girl finishing Elrond's line after he says, "One of you must do this"
"He is such a blonde." - a girl after Pippin says, "Where are we going?"
"Not again!" - a girl when the cavetroll hits Frodo with his spear
"Dude, the old geezer bought it!" - a teenage guy to his friends who weren't paying close attention to the movie as Gandalf falls.
"Don't they brush their teeth? That's so unattractive." - a woman commenting on the orcs
"What's he gonna do with an avon bottle?" - a guy as Frodo is given the phial of Galadriel
"Not him, you idiot! Take the ugly dwarf!" - a girl as Lurtz shoots arrows at Boromir
"Hello? No, I'm in the theater. I'm watching the Lord of the Rings, girl. Can I call you back?" - Woman answering her cell phone during the movie
"Hey? What the heck kind of ending was that?!" - a guy as FOTR fades to black at the end
"NO! You are NOT DOING this to me!" - a guy as FOTR fades to black at the end
"Well that was left open for a sequel." - a lady as FOTR fades to black at the end
Girlfriend: "What? It can't end. They didn't reach the cracks of doom or whatever."
Boyfriend: "It's a trilogy."
Girlfriend: "Oh, you mean they stole that Star Wars #$#@?"- as FOTR fades to black at the end

- compiled by Celedor

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