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m o v i e  t h e a t r e   -   T T T

"They're still barefoot."- a mom as TTT begins
"I knew it from the beginning! There are two of them creatures. I've noticed it, they're slightly different." - a guy upon seeing Gollum talk to Smeagol
"Sweet!" - a teenage guy upon seeing the Orc's head on a spear
"It's a western?" - a woman when Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn ride off towards Edoras.
"Sucks to be Rick." - a guy after Eowyn says the wild men are burning rick, cot, and tree.
"Back off my man, *****." - a girl as Eowyn smiles at Aragorn
"I see dead people." - a guy when Frodo, Gollum, and Sam journey through the dead marshes
"Hey! Arwen's wearing a see-through nighty!" - A young woman when Arwen appears in Aragorn's dream
"They said there was no sex in this movie!" - Another woman when Arwen appears in Aragorn's dream, before walking out with her 15 year old son.
"Hannibal!" - a guy when Frodo and Sam see Oliphaunts
"Couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?" - a guy after Theoden says, "Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?" and then the wall explodes.
"Run, forest, run!" - a guy as the Ents decide to go to war.
"The sound is out. Hey, someone tell the theater people we have a problem here! We've lost the sound!" - Several people when Sam's voice fades out while talking to Frodo at Osgiliath
"He has to be talking about that Elf witch from the first movie!" - A guy upon listening to Gollum say, "She might help"

- compiled by Celedor

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